The Wicker Man (2006) Review – Not The Cage, The Cage!
The Wicker Man (2006) Review
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The Torture Chamber of Dr. Sadism (1967) Review – What Is This Movie?
Ok, let me set the scene. One evening, I am browsing through my Amazon Prime, looking for a movie to watch. I am in the mood for something light, possibly an older film I haven’t seen. And I stumble upon a movie titled The Torture Chamber of Dr. Sadism, with a poster similar to this one below….
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Black Christmas (2019) Review – A Slow Burning Mess
Oh, Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ. Where do I start with this? Ok, first things first – whenever I find out that a movie is a remake, I try to watch the original first, to see what has been done where, what was improved, what wasn’t, you know. So I went into this film right after watching the original Black…
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The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013) Review – I Miss Twilight
The early 2010s were truly wild. If you define “wild” by literally every studio wanting to have its own “young adult” franchise, they could milk and ran to the ground so deep they’d disturb Satan’s slumber. This film isn’t even trying to hide it, and that somehow makes it so much worse. Before I continue,…
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Cats (2019) Review – What The…?
I was not ready for this. I have seen trailers, I have seen the reviews, I have heard movie people rejecting this movie in unison, telling you (and me) not to watch it, even out of sheer curiosity. Have I listened? No. I just needed to see it for myself to believe… it. To believe,…