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There are two types of movies. Mystery movies and “mystery” movies. The first type is your mystery murder stuff, ghost mysteries; you get the drill. The second type is “how did they manage to take something decent and totally fuck it up” mysteries. Take, oh, I don’t know… Deep Water, for example. Adrian Lyne was once considered one of…
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You don’t put on a movie titled Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and expect anything remotely resembling a masterpiece; let’s get that straight. At least that’s what I did one evening, when I wanted some “mindless” fun, and I remembered seeing trailers for this film and thinking it looked ridiculous enough to be entertaining. So I stumbled upon…
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I need to show my hand pretty early on here – I didn’t enjoy The Power of the Dog. I am writing this review right after the Oscar nominations for 2022, where it collected impressive 12 nominations. And I watched it only a couple of days ago, so it’s freshly in my mind. And I will…
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I know what you are thinking. What a clickbaity headline. And honestly, if I hadn’t seen this movie, I would be sceptical myself, because let’s face it – nobody “misses” Roland Emmerich. He exists beyond the boundaries of time and space, and every few years, he emerges with yet another disaster movie to remind us of…
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Before going into the details about why I think this movie isn’t good at all, let me paint you a scene. My girlfriend had never seen a single Matrix movie in her life. And when we went to see Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021, my review here), the trailer for The Matrix Resurrections was on before that film. And…
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006) Review
