Zack Snyder and I have had one heck of a relationship. I would still consider myself a fan despite his last couple of movies and having many issues with the current “version” of Snyder. I can still go back and enjoy his earlier films like 300 (2006, my review here), which would still unironically be in my TOP 15/20 favourite movies of all time. But with his recent directorial work, I find myself, quite frankly, bored with Zack due to one massive issue I have noticed. He is stuck. And Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (what a title I will just use Rebel Moon from now on) is the latest example of that.
When I say “stuck”, what do I mean by that? It’s kind of you to ask, stranger. For me, it’s about how everything he does is predictable. Every shot you see in this movie, you have seen it before. Every slow-motion we got here, yeah, we had seen that many times. All the characters? Copies of copies from other movies. I understand this is a literally rejected Star Wars script that even Disney took a look at and said: “Nah, we aren’t making that.” so to complain about lack of originality seems pointless, but… You have to give me something to shut me up. I approach every movie with the idea that I can forgive many things, from lack of originality to some continuity issues… I am a forgiving person. However, for me to be a forgiving person, you should give me something back, like an interesting story, unique characters, excellent camera work, awesome soundtrack… and Rebel Moon gave me next to nothing.
Also, just to clarify one thing. I know there are such things as “director trademarks” and how many directors use them throughout all their movies. Why do I harp on Snyder for being stuck with those? Well, it’s because what he does aren’t trademarks. They are techniques you utilise to tell a story. Yes, many people mocked the slow-motion in 300, but I thought that actually served its purpose by many times slowing down the action and giving us almost this comic book feel. But in this movie, the slow-motion is downright laughable, as one is just rice or some seeds being dropped to the ground…? I got the symbolism, but Jesus Christ, it felt cheap, predictable and laughable at that moment. What also irks me with Snyder and his films nowadays are the lenses he developed and insists on using.
This will be harsh, but I have to say it – can we please undevelop them? I don’t know about you, but especially in a sci-fi movie, I love to look around the frame and see what is “hiding” in the corners or what is in the background of every scene, you know, seeing the tiny details because that’s where the devil likes to hide. Unfortunately, with these new, super-duper-deluxe lenses, anything that’s not the centre of the shot or the focal point of that shot is blurry. I thought maybe my broadband was misbehaving as most of the background looked a bit blurry, and then I discovered no, that’s a feature, not a bug, as people in IT say. Maybe I am in the minority here, but I really don’t like that digital-like vibe. I can’t stand that I am forced to look specifically at this character or place on the screen without having the chance to examine the rest of the frame.
And again, that feels contrary to who Zack Snyder is because he has an eye for stunning visuals! In many of his earlier films, you had excellent scenes that you could frame and put on your wall. But in the Rebel Moon, those scenes became frames, as everything looks so digitally polished it’s like looking at AI art. It’s too “samey”, too perfect for me to like because once something is too perfect, it always lacks a personality or what I would call a soul.
This film, regrettably, lacks that soul, that personality it desperately craves. What’s worse, it’s not even “Part One” as it’s advertised. This entire movie felt like the first act of a film that would usually be 30/40 minutes tops. Here, it’s spread out into almost 135 minutes! What’s even worse is that there will be a director’s cut! For a Netflix movie!?!?! The same Netflix that will release pretty much anything you give it? Why? Is Zack Snyder just fucking with us at this point? Will all his movies moving forward receive this treatment? Or is it because he can? Something tells me it’s the latter, and I don’t like that reasoning.
Even the performances were “ok” at best and “what the fuck” at worst. I won’t name any names because I have seen most of these people in different movies or shows, and I know they can do better, so it’s not their fault. The same goes for costumes, you have some characters dressed as discount Star Wars characters, others like from discount Lord of the Rings movie, and then the baddies look like actual Nazis. This movie simply doesn’t gel well.
The only saving grace I could say is that some of those frames (not even full scenes) still looked cool (despite my issue with the blurriness of everything else), and it has some decent people, despite them being… let’s say, wasted in this. But other than that, I can’t give you anything else, because I had a hard time with this movie. Rebel Moon feels like if you take everything wrong with current Hollywood (over-reliance on CGI, everything looking the same, “Part One” movie, lack of any cohesive or original idea(s)) and wrap it into one-third of a movie. And that is coming from someone who used to be a massive defender and admirer of Zack Snyder and his style. Unfortunately, not only is his style stale now, but it feels that it’s going backwards and is devolving instead of evolving. I am a massive completionist, but even I doubt I will watch Part Two when it comes out, if ever. And that is saying a lot.
Overall, Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire is an unintelligible screech from what once used to be a great visual storyteller. This movie tries to be Star Wars, Seven Samurai (1954) and high-concept fantasy at the same time whilst giving you what feels like the first act of a really long and convoluted film. The film not only ends on a cliffhanger but feels as if a 12-year-old boy was let into a toy store and played with a bunch of expensive toys. Sure, I will be happy for that boy; however, if he spends $90 million (!!!) to shoot that incohesive mess and tries to sell it as “Part One” of a movie, I won’t be as happy with him, the same as I wasn’t happy whatsoever after finishing this movie.
That’s all for this one! Did you see it? What did you think about it? Let me know!
Until next time,
Luke