Let’s get one thing straight – this movie is wild. It’s unhinged, all over the place tonally, and it’s definitely not what you would define as a “crowd pleaser”, as many ratings and reviews suggest. But I had fun with this movie for several reasons, the biggest one being this –Poolman told me more about Chris Pine as a person than any of his roles combined. If this is the kind of story he wanted to capture in his debut, I am intrigued and on board with whatever he does next.
I will not try to convince anybody that there is some deeper message or that this will be considered a masterpiece in 20 years. Although, I will say that the movie deals with much more than some reviews suggest. But, ultimately, no, I won’t try to convince you about anything like that, and instead, I will celebrate the quirkiness and playfulness with which Pine directs this movie. No matter what was happening on the screen, this film has a certain vibe; it doesn’t take itself seriously, and that is what won me over at the end.
On the surface, this is a clear homage to many noir movies and, of course, Chinatown (1974), which I would call a neo-noir. If I focus purely on the technical aspects of this film, it’s beautifully shot and paced well, and the costumes (mainly wardrobe for DeWanda Wise) were also on point. So when all of this adds up, this quirky story was told well on the directorial level, which makes it all the more impressive that this was Pine’s debut behind the camera. If I didn’t know that, I don’t know whether I would be able to tell because no matter what crazy or ludicrous thing was happening on the screen, I had fun, but most importantly, I felt “safe”. For lack of a better word, Pine’s direction seemed on point and given the pacing was right too, so I was never bored, never thought to myself: “I am not sure about this shot or this character.” No, everything felt right.
And again, a big part of “why” it felt right was that you could tell that, for some reason, this is what Chris Pine wanted to say with his directorial debut. This story felt weirdly personal, and despite all the craziness, the sincere moments worked for me. Poolman is one of those films I get why it wouldn’t work for many (as it currently has 4.1/10 on IMDb) because it is an unhinged film that you either vibe with, or not. Those films can also be a hit or miss for me as well, but given the pacing and reasonable runtime, I found myself enjoying this. I also gather that Pine doesn’t take himself too seriously, and he would be a fun chat.
The other big reason I enjoyed this film was the spectacular cast. Everyone from Jennifer Jason Leigh, Danny DeVito, Annette Bening, Ray Wise and John Ortiz was great and fun in their respective roles, and they each had a moment to shine. But if there were one person Pine won the lottery with, it would be already mentioned DeWanda Wise. She portrays the femme fatale, and even though you understand her purpose/endgame (given it’s a nod to noir movies), I was still mesmerised by her. From her piercing eyes to her wardrobe (every wardrobe change was like a new runway moment for her, as she looked amazing in everything) to how she portrayed her character, it was pristine. Also, she shines here much more than in what was supposed to be her breakthrough, Jurassic World: Dominion (2022, my review here), and I will remember her much more from this film than from that catastrophe. What I am trying to say is that she should be a much bigger name, and I hope we get to see her in more mainstream and better movies than Jurassic World.
Despite everything, I don’t know whether I would recommend this film as firstly I need to rewatch it to make sure I am not missing anything. But most importantly, it is “a bit” an all-over-the-place movie, especially with the tonal shifts Poolman goes through; it’s hard to recommend it to the general masses. However, if you are like me and like when directors take big swings and create something that tells you more about how they see the world, and by the end of it, you feel like you understand them more as people, then I would recommend this movie. Just brace yourself for some quirkiness.
Overall, Poolman is the vibe movie I didn’t know I needed. I appreciate Chris Pine as an actor, but now I hope he gets more chances to direct because even if this isn’t a perfect movie, it intrigued me enough and now I want to see more of what Pine will do. Give him some money and let him cook, as the young people say, as this was something that hit me just right. And I will always support original films over any sequel, remake, or universe-building movie. Yes, I enjoy those films too, and they have their place, but nothing beats seeing a new, fresh perspective on stuff, and by the looks of it, Pine has that. I hope to see more.
That’s all for this one! Did you see it? What did you think about it? Let me know!
Until next time,
Luke
