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A Quiet Place (2018) Review – Silent, But Deadly

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After almost 2 years hearing about how amazing this movie is, I have finally find myself in a mood for a good horror movie, so the choice was obvious. And because of everything I’ve heard about it, I was a bit nervous to watch it, as my expectations were… lets’ say not low. But within the first 15 minutes, this movie showed me there is nothing to be afraid of… I mean, there is a plenty to be afraid of… I mean, it showed me I am in for a great movie.

A Quiet Place seems like a miracle of a film. It’s not part of any franchise (or at least it wasn’t), it’s relying on its audience to be quiet to actually enjoy it, there is minimum of dialogue, and yet, against all odds, it works perfectly. The main idea behind it might not be that original, but it’s executed so well and so precisely, it just works.

Let’s talk about the main actors – Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are to me the Hollywood’s “power couple” nobody really talks about, but it seems like when they collaborate, they are a force to be reckon with. It’s extraordinary, how much both of them can give us (performance wise) without almost any dialogue. But I can’t forget about the child actors, who, let’s face it, most of the time, are not the greatest actors. But this movie hit the jackpot somehow, as all of them were great, believable and knew exactly what they need to deliver.

Beware, SPOILERS are COMING!

I can’t help but think Bryan Woods and Scott Beck (the story writers) must be fans of one of the best game of the last decade, The Last of Us. Honestly, think about it, there are plenty of similarities:

  • Monsters that are blind, but their hearing is excellent, so you need to be quiet, as they are really dangerous and hard to kill. The monsters head’s even look like Clicker’s head (monsters from The Last of Us, see for yourself below).
Clicker, from The Last of Us
  • There is a dead child within first 20 minutes of the movie, just to show you this ain’t your typical horror movie.
  • The overall apocalyptic feel, where certain scenes could’ve been taken from the actual game and put into this movie and nobody would’ve noticed anything.

Just to be clear, I am not accusing the writers of anything, as matter of fact, I applaud them. There is a saying in Hollywood that goes along the lines of “if you have to steal, steal from the very best” and whether Bryan and Scott have taken inspiration from this particular game, I don’t know. But even if they did, I see no problem with that. Plenty of movies, TV shows, games are just copies of copies, with new, or different twist to the story or characters, and plenty of them are great because of it. Let me just say, if creative people didn’t “borrow” ideas from other creative people, there wouldn’t be any art, as there is always an inspiration from somewhere. And as long as you can give it your own unique twist, people will forgive you.

A Quiet Place also doesn’t pull any punches and does things you wouldn’t expect (at least I didn’t) – the kid dying at the beginning I could kind of see, but John Krasinski’s character dying while sacrificing himself AND making amends with his daughter, who believes she’s responsible for her brother’s death, is a strong scene. And the very end, with Emily Blunt’s character learning that for the very first time, they might just have an upper hand on these monsters, and her just silently looking at her daughter, while reloading a shotgun, with the face that says “bring it!”… let’s just say that last scene definitely swayed me to give this the highest rating. I honestly didn’t expect to love this movie as much as I have.

Side note: As much as I enjoyed myself, I am still not convinced that we need a sequel, even though the ending is kind of asking for it. But John Krasinski pulled off a miracle once. Let’s see (hopefully sooner, rather than later, you hear me, COVID-19?) whether A Quiet Place Part II will be a worthy sequel, or whether it dies, quietly…

Rating: 5 out of 5.

That’s all for this one! Did you see it? What did you think about? Let me know!

Until next time,

Luke

Little Monsters (2019) Review – Zombie Comedy… with Heart!?

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A month ago or so, I wrote a review for a movie called Anna and the Apocalypse, where one of my main complaints about that movie was “the movie is trying to have a heart so much, but it ultimately fails”. The reason I am mentioning this, is Little Monsters is exactly that thing Anna and the Apocalypse was trying to be. It’s charming, funny and with Lupita Nyong’o in the main role, you can’t miss.

Little Monsters is a great mix of a comedy, gore, bit of horror (but don’t expect anything hardcore, so if you want to see a proper horror movie, this ain’t it) and at the end, it was a really pleasant surprise for me to watch.

It was really smart idea to cast Lupita in the main role – because she’s so versatile, you know she can deliver and she sure did. She’s got moments of cuteness, moments of being a bad-ass, but she never loses the touch of realness. For example, even when she’s being a bad-ass, she’s still “human” bad-ass, meaning she struggles, she’s nervous to fight horde of zombies, as fighting a horde of zombies is probably not in her job description, I am guessing. Where any lesser movie would made her to be “the kindergarten teacher, who can flawlessly kick some ass, because she trains martial arts, or is ex-Navy SEAL or something like that”, this one doesn’t and as a result of that, it feels more real. I might also be biased, as I love Lupita in everything, but I honestly believe she will go down in the history as one of the finest actresses of our generation.

Alexander England is also great as the fuck-up, who doesn’t know how to take control over his life, he’s clueless of what to do next. That sounds like a generic character, but he took the role and made it his own, where I wouldn’t be opposed seeing him in more movies. Also he had a good chemistry with Lupita and Diesel La Torraca who played his nephew Felix.

Usually people don’t talk about child actors, as given they are children, they are not the greatest of actors and tend to overact. But in this movie, I don’t think I could single any child out, they all seemed great to me and I’ve never felt like they are not behaving like children would, so that’s a definite plus.

If there was a such thing like a “zombie movie for the entire family to watch together”, Little Monsters would be it. Even though some zombie scenes get pretty graphic, the way Lupita’s character makes the zombie outbreak into a game, where she stays positive for “her” children, is really charming and I almost can see some children not being as horrified as they could be (just to make sure I say this, I don’t recommend children watching this movie, but you never know, today’s kids are tougher than we used to be, so they might…? But no, it’s better for them not to).

What I would recommend, is to go into this movie completely blind, don’t watch any trailers, don’t expect anything “big”, just sit down, make yourself comfortable and prepare yourself for a little movie with a big heart, bunch of kids, who are trying stay alive during a zombie outbreak, and their teacher, one of the most charismatic women on the planet, playing ukulele and singing “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift, amongst many other songs. Little Monsters is a great movie that took me by surprise, and that’s not something I take for granted, so my rating might be slightly higher than expected, but I judge each film on their own merits. And I think this is not the last time I’ve seen this one.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

That’s all for this one? Did you see it? What did you think about? Let me know!

Until next time,

Luke

Parasite (2019) Review – Modern Day Masterpiece

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I need to admit something – I didn’t catch Parasite before watching the Oscars live (yes, almost every single year for the past 11 years, I don’t go to sleep, so I can watch the ceremony live, yes, I’m that weird, yes since I live in Scotland, that means it’s from 2 AM to roughly 6 AM) but I’ve heard a fair bit about this movie, so (as almost everybody) I was expecting for this movie to win something. What I didn’t expect is what followed…

Let me just write this right now – after the historical night at the Oscars, I’ve seen it (twice now) and even with those high expectations, I was still blown away. Parasite is is almost a miracle of a movie. What I mean by that is – everything was kind of stacked up against it.

It’s a foreign language movie, so reading is required (which for me is not a chore, as that’s how I learned English, reading plenty of movie/TV show subtitles, plus I love foreign movies) so that will immediately annoy/deter some people. It’s also a movie about social issues, so it’d easy to fall into a trap of being “too preachy” or “not preachy enough”, it doesn’t have a clear genre (I mean seriously, what is it? Is it drama? Is it thriller? Is it a comedy? Is it all of the above, a bit?) and yet, somehow, everything blended together exquisitely under precise direction of Bong Joon Ho, who’s made history, as his movie was the first film EVER to win Oscars for both Best Foreign Movie AND Best Movie, that’s something I’m not quite sure whether anybody can pull off again (but I hope they do).

And he deserved it so much. Parasite is such a clever, nail biting movie, where it honestly doesn’t matter how many movies you’ve seen prior, whether you’re a movie buff, or you see 5 movies/year, you don’t know what happens next. I think that’s one of the main reasons why Parasite was celebrated that much. To make a movie, where there is a clear narrative story, where the structure is given, and yet you, as a viewer, can’t predict pretty much anything that’s coming, but for what’s coming to make sense afterwards… That’s a pure brilliance.

Beware, the SPOILERS are coming!

The other reason I believe Parasite scored largely with audiences and critics was the social commentary, where we follow a family of… well frankly, the lowest of the low, as Ewan McGregor’s character from Trainspotting (1996) would’ve described them. They hunt for a Wi-Fi from restaurant next door, barely making some money, scrapping from day to day, until their son gets the chance to tutor a daughter from a rich family. That’s where the movie seems kind of a like a comedy, where one by one, they find a way to replace all the “servants” in the rich family and employ themselves. And suddenly, they are living well, not just surviving. And they would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling… former housekeepers…?

I don’t want to spoil too much, but what happens in the second half of this movie, I’ve not anticipated. That’s where the movie shifts to drama and at the end even bit of a thriller territory. I need to talk about two characters that I feel like deserve the most recognition (even though all actors are amazing) – Kang-ho Song (the “poor” dad) and So-dam Park (his “poor” daughter). Why these two?

The poor dad is the heart of this movie, where he’s trying so hard to belong to this rich world, he wishes nothing else but for his children to belong there too, but no matter what he does, he doesn’t belong. As the “rich dad” says to his wife at one point: “I like him. He always seems he’s about to cross the line, but he never does” – that to me establishes perfectly his character – he’s trapped in between these two worlds, where he is balancing on the edge of both, wanting to belong to the “richer” one, but something always pulls him back, maybe “the smell”. That scene, where the “rich dad” is talking to his wife about his “poor smell”, while the “poor” family is hidden in the same room, is truly heartbreaking, and you can tell how the rage is only bubbling up inside of him from that point.

The poor daughter for me is the soul of this movie, as she’s really smart, confident and she doesn’t let herself be stopped by anything, if she’s in doubt, she will google it and fake her way around it. Her character to me only highlights the gap between those two families, where one can’t help but to wonder, what would she be like if she were born in the “rich” family? Her options would be pretty much limitless, and yet, she didn’t let the fact of being born “poor” stop her and managed to do (or fake) so many things. Not going lie, I was rooting for her the entire movie, and what happens to her character at the end (again, don’t want to spoil this too much) just underlines how unfair life can be.

The another thing about this movie is, even after finishing it, you can have hours long discussion with your friends about one thing – who actually WAS the Parasite in this movie? Without going too much into anything, you could make an argument for several people in this movie, really easily. That’s yet another layer of brilliance that amazes me about this movie – you think you’ve found everything about it, then you re-watch it and find yet another layer that you can peel off and “examine”.

I do hope that this movie broke barriers, where it was needed, so this (non-English film winning the Best Picture award) won’t be just a single occurrence, but will inspire filmmakers from all over the world, and sends them a clear message – it doesn’t matter where you’re from, only thing that matters is the movie you’ve made and how good it is. I really hope we will see more of different movies/filmmakers from foreign countries put into a spotlight on Hollywood’s biggest night.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

That’s all for this one? Did you see Parasite yet? What did you think? Let me know!

Until next time,

Luke

Inception (2010) Review – Simply a masterpiece

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This July it’s going to be 10 years since I’ve this movie in the cinema for a very first time. And I still remember being blown away by its ideas, visuals, storytelling, actors… Ever since then, I’ve re-watched this movie about 5 times, which is rare to be honest, as I try to watch new movies, rather than going back to what I’ve already seen. On my last re-watch, just a couple of days ago, I was happy to see it still felt fresh, the visual effects were holding up great (and that’s not something that could be said for every movie, some might not even be 10 years old yet!) and the story is as thrilling as it was back then.

Inception is as high concept as high concept gets – the way Christopher Nolan tells this story, where it’s so complex, yet so entertaining that even if you get lost (which you shouldn’t), you will still find yourself fascinated. The movie is almost 2 and half hours long, but it never felt like it at all, not when I’ve seen it for the very first time, or just couple of days ago – and that’s another thing.

People are afraid of longer movies. Personally, movie runtime sometimes affects what I’m watching, as we all have days we are just not in the mood for a movie we have yet to see, that’s over 2, 2 and half hours long. But we (or at least I) forget that the runtime doesn’t really matter, if the movie is told well. There are plenty of movies that are the “golden” standard of 90/100 minutes, but given how the story is boring/bland/not funny etc., it feels like much more. And then you have movies like Inception, where 2 hours and 28 minutes just flies by and at the end you look at your watch and wonder, where did the time go…?

The biggest thing about this movie (for me) could be said about every single Nolan movie – he treats his audience with respect. He gives them just enough information to make out what’s happening, but also doesn’t go overboard, he always lets you have your own input/interpretation of a scene, or a element of the story.

The following will contain SPOILERS!

In Inception, it’s the much discussed ending – is he still dreaming? Or is he awake? Or was the entire film dream, where nothing we’ve seen is real? Was Mal right after all? I swear to God, sometimes it seems there are more Inception theories on the internet, than porn videos. Well, my two cents on this would be that the ending is reality, he’s not dreaming. Why? Well…

  1. Throughout the movie, we never see his kids faces. Only at the very end, they finally turn around where we can see them clearly, so he’s no longer “remembering”, but actually living in the real moment.
  2. I don’t think Nolan is the type of director, that would pull a stunt like that. Mainly the theories about how the entire movie is somehow “one big dream” where nothing you’ve just seen hasn’t actually happened, don’t make sense to me, as that would cheapen the movie. The way I explain the spinning top at the end? Extend the last shot by 5 seconds and the top falls down, but Nolan doesn’t like definitive answers, so he cuts just before that. I also wonder, if he might be a bit of a “troll” in the best possible way, where it just makes him laugh, every time he imagines people reacting to that ending, cutting to black.

And of course, on IMDb trivia section there are two more things to tell Leo’s character is not dreaming anymore – in a dream, Leo wears a wedding ring, in reality, there is no ring. We also have the answer Michael Caine was given by Nolan:

Sir Michael Caine’s quote:

In August 2018, during his speech at Film 4 Summer Screen at Somerset House, London, Caine stated: “When I got the script of Inception, I was a bit puzzled by it and I said to him (Christopher Nolan) ‘I don’t understand where the dream is’. I said, ‘When is it the dream, and when is it reality?’ He (Nolan) said, ‘Well, when you’re in the scene, it’s reality.’ So get that, if I’m in it, it’s reality. If I’m not in it, it’s a dream.”

But I will ask you a better question – does it matter that much? Not to me, as I believe I understand what happened, and that’s how Nolan meant for this movie to be enjoyed. This is yet another compliment to his intellect – he could’ve easily given us a “definitive” ending, but that wouldn’t spark the discussions, the passions around this and mainly it wouldn’t allow you and me, as viewers, to interpret it differently. Plus, with Nolan movies, it is more often the journey that matters more, than the destination and what a stunning journey this was.

Also, just so we don’t forget this tiny detail – this movie made Tom Hardy and Ken Watanabe into the stars they are today – sure, they both had some movies on their resume (mainly Ken in Japan had pretty successful carrier) but because of this movie, they broke out in Hollywood and (mainly) Hardy became a force of his own, where I’m looking forward to everything he does next.

Overall, Inception is a perfect example of a movie, that ages fantastically, treats its audience with respect by not overfeeding them unnecessary exposition, and lets everybody know, that just because you are “a big summer blockbuster” (and by every definition, Inception was just that) you don’t have to be dumb, with nice flashy colours on the screen that mean nothing. If you make your movie well, people will watch it, they will go and support it in the cinemas and they won’t complain it’s almost two and half hours long.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

That’s all for this one! Did you see Inception? How did you like it? Let me know!

Until next time,

Luke

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Review – Seasons 1 – 7 – More than a comedy show

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The only thing I’ve wanted from Brooklyn Nine-Nine is to be a funny TV show, where I can watch it, laugh and and not worry about anything for at least 20 minutes. This show not only delivers on that from season one, but it gives you much, much more.

Let me just stop here and clarify something – it’s rare nowadays for a comedy TV show to hit it out of the park from the beginning, but Brooklyn Nine-Nine delivered from the very first episode and it didn’t stop till now. And I can give you some examples – one of my favourites from the last couple of years, Parks and Recreation, which I praise as one of the best comedy shows of our generation, didn’t have the best first season, because the show took some time figuring out plenty of things as it went on, and that’s not necessarily a bad thing. The same could be said for the American version of The Office – for the record, I still haven’t seen a single episode from that TV show, but I have seen the original one and from what I’ve heard, the “great” stuff doesn’t really come in until season 3, as that’s where the American one goes its own way. BTW I promise I’ll fix this, I know The Office is great, just there isn’t enough time, but bear with me. 😉

But let’s go back to this one – there are two things Brooklyn Nine-Nine truly differentiates itself from other comedy shows that are on right now, one is fairly obvious, and the other is not that obvious.

The first reason is the cast – which is obvious. You need people who have great chemistry together, mainly in a comedy genre, and this cast is spot on. You truly believe them that they care about each other, sometimes they drive each other crazy, but at the end of the day, they are there for each other. Plus, this TV show is the perfect example of what I was writing about in my Roxanne review – part of the reason this comedy show works so well, is because there should be only one truly funny character/comedian from our perspective – Jake. All people around him play it (semi)seriously, I’ve never got the feeling like some other actors would be “competing” with him, they all have a role to play, but all of them play them so well, that’s what makes them funny. You could argue the rest of the cast have the harder task of being “accidentally” funny, where they don’t realise that. And that’s what makes this show so great.

The other reason is the occasional serious episode – whether they are dealing with racial issues, LGBTQ+ issues etc. – they always nail those episodes, and that’s not a small feat. When you decide “Hey, let’s shift gears in this comedy show for a bit, and address <insert uncomfortable, yet pressing topic, that should definitely be discussed here> issue” you always are running a risk of either alienating some of your audience, or worse yet, not handling/addressing the issue properly and therefore falling on your face. Brooklyn Nine-Nine doesn’t do these episode regularly, I think you could probably count them on one reasonably healthy hand, but when they do them, it’s something that hits you, in the best possible way. I applaud their writing team for taking risks doing those episodes and nailing them.

What I also admire is the fact that the show continues being great after getting cancelled, and getting picked up by another station almost immediately, after their loyal fans have launched online campaign to save Brooklyn Nine-Nine (originally this show was produced by Fox, from season 6 it’s been produced by NBC) – there is always certain degree of worries – will the new station do everything “correctly” by the writers, will they give them the freedom/resources they need…? In this case, you almost couldn’t tell it’s been produced by a different TV station for the past two seasons (the only reason I’m saying almost is NBC shifted the airing calendar, so the show is not running over Halloween, where as the loyal fans know, is when the famous “Halloween Heists” are taking place, so they had to be creative about that, but so far, they’ve managed well) and that’s definitely a plus for a regular viewer like me.

The show has been renewed for season 8 so far, so all I can hope for is they will deliver yet another great season, and if they need to end it (and I think they should end it after season 9, because, well, see the title of this show is Brooklyn 99, so it would be… you know what, forget it..) I can only hope they will finish on a great note. This show would definitely deserve to end while it’s still on top of the game.

NINE-NINE!

Rating: 5 out of 5.

That’s all for this one? Do you like Brooklyn Nine-Nine? What’s your favourite episode? Let me know!

Until next time,

Luke

Okja (2017) Review – Not everything is black & white

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As with plenty of other movies, I’ve heard so much (both good and bad) about this movie, ever since it came out on Netflix back in 2017. I’ve heard about the Cannes fiasco (article here), I’ve read plenty of different reviews, so I was composing myself before watching this movie, as it was in my Netflix queue for the longest time (I know, shame on me). And then, something else happened.

Yes, The Oscars 2020 happened, where Bong Joon Ho became the star of the evening, for his brilliant movie Parasite (2019) that collected the most important awards that night. That somehow made it even “harder” for me to watch this movie, as my expectations went through the roof, even though it doesn’t really make sense, as everything that’s happened that night had nothing to do with Okja.

Well, I’ve finally got around watching it the other night, and I was blown away. Because I have expected this movie to be well shot, with really interesting story, colourful characters and some message behind it all, but I didn’t expect how smart it will be.

This movie would’ve been so easily done in a way, where there are the good guys and the bad guys, where everybody who eats meat is bad, and everybody who doesn’t and is fighting against it is good. But I’ve (for the last time, I swear) underestimated Bong Joon Ho, as he is one clever fella. The thing that struck me with Okja, is how he made it feel like a something that could happen in our world.

The following will contain SPOILERS!

Let’s get over couple of examples of this good vs. bad, how this movie deals with traps where a lesser movie would’ve fallen into. The “big bad” company, respectively the people running it, are not some “we need to kill everything, because we hate animals” cartoon characters. They are strictly business people, where they just want to make money. The key scene here is at the very end, where Mija in a desperate attempt to save Okja, offers Tilda Swinton the golden pig she got from her granddad in the beginning of the movie. But instead of Tilda’s character laughing at her for trying to save that one super pig, she examines the golden one, and says, “Great, you can have that one, we are finished here”. Because they are not is the business of killing this one super pig, they want to make as much money as possible, so given the opportunity, of course she’ll take it. And sure, you can speculate whether this makes her less evil, after all the company is still killing bunch of super pigs, but the motivation behind it makes it more believable. Also, you do get into the conversation “Are people who sell guns bad people? After all, they KNOW that gun will eventually be used to kill someone?” where there is plenty of grey area and no one answer is easy.

Another example, from the “opposite” side, is the ALF people (Animal Liberation Front) where any lesser movie, would’ve made them as perfect as possible. This one almost takes shots at them, at the “group think” where “we’ve come so long for this, so the ends justify the means”, where some of the members think like that and are not that “good”. Or with that one member, who tries to have “the smallest footprint on the planet”, so he refuses to eat and is starving himself, therefore going to the extreme end of spectrum where you try to be helpful, but there are probably easier and more productive ways.

My main takeaway from this film is that it wasn’t trying to say “everybody who eats meat is bad and should feel bad”. I honestly believe the message this movie was trying to convey, was more about mass production of meat, how we should treat animals with decency and courtesy, to make us think about that and whether we want to tolerate that particular part of this industry, that unfortunately does exist.

I’ve seen plenty of movies to know Jake Gyllenhaal is a great actor, but I’ve not seen him like this in a long, long time, where he’s so fearless… He knows exactly what he must do, who the character is and why he needs to be so over the top, and he goes for it, with not hesitations. Tilda Swinton proved yet again, she’s criminally underrated actress (she should have more than one Oscar to her name) and one of the finest actresses of her generation. And Giancarlo Esposito in his small, but meaningful role was also great, but that’s nothing new, he’s always welcomed addition to anything.

With Okja, I’ve seen every movie Bong Joon Ho has made except one (Barking Dogs Never Bite (2000)) and I can now safely say, he’s one of my favourite directors of today. He always delivers, his movies have a certain style/mood, where you can go back to them and find something new almost every single time. I’d imagine, if I were to watch Okja again in a few months, I’d find even more things to appreciate. Can’t wait for that and for what he makes next, I’ll definitely be watching out for that.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

That’s all for this one? Did you see Okja? What did you think about it? Let me know!

Until next time,

Luke

Ema (2019) Review – A modern day tragedy

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This review will contain SPOILERS!

Wow. This movie wasn’t really on my radar, until my girlfriend, who let’s say, doesn’t love movies as much as me (if she sees 10 movies/year, she’d be more than happy with that) brought it up with me, that she’s seen a trailer for this and wants to watch it with me. The moment it was released on Mubi, we have done just that.

This movie is first and foremost visually stunning achievement – my hat goes off to the cinematographer Sergio Armstrong, as I honestly hope this will put him into “big league” and he will be able to do a movie or two for “masses”, he deserves to be known and have his work watched by many.

The other thing I need to mention right of the bat is the storytelling. I was amazed this was done by the same guy who’s done Jackie (which I thought was a decent film, with some strange music choices), Pablo Larraín – I don’t think there is a better compliment to give out, than this movie is reminding me of a Shakespearean tragedy, but tailored to today, with bit of dancing involved.

Ema is definitely a movie that you either “give into” and let it guide you to a story, where all main characters have a flaw or two, where they might not “behave” in the way you would expect them to, or you don’t “give in” and won’t enjoy it. It didn’t take me long time to “give in”, as I feel like the story is something that if you think about it just for a bit, really easy to relate to – family, relationships, the way somebody tries to do/be better, but not having the “tools”, or the will to do it, they fail, almost repeatedly.

In Ema’s case, she copes with everything that’s happening to and around her, by dancing her soul off. Because only in that, she can find peace, balance, escape from the harsh reality. Dancing is the only thing, that she feels she can control in her entire life. And if you think about it like that, your life would drive you crazy too and that makes her choices understandable, even though I don’t agree with them. To me, this is the brilliance of this script/direction – making the audience not even so much as relate, but understand the character – because we don’t have to relate to people, in order to understand them. At least I don’t.

When I mentioned “the modern day Shakespearean tragedy” – this entire movie felt like something that could’ve easily been a play, the way all characters come together at the end (in bit of an unexpected way, at least for me) and the unsettling ending, where “show, don’t tell” rule is used to a perfection, makes me say this is a tragedy, as we can presume (hoping we are wrong) that Ema is not filling up the canister for anything good… or maybe she is, maybe, she has changed and having the kid did change her. I really liked the ending, is what I’m trying to say.

I’m really hoping this movie won’t get lost, as it should be seen and celebrated by the masses, as this is the perfect example of an art movie, that’s still accessible – yes, it’s unconventional movie, no question about that, but if you give it a chance, you will discover it has a few things to say, and makes you relate to some characters you might not relate to in a real life scenario.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

That’s all for this one? Did you see it? What did you think about it? Let me know!

Until next time,

Luke

The Pornhub Podcast with Asa Akira (Review) – And now for something completely different…

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Alright, let’s just get this out of the way. If you find porn or nudity (even the talk of it) not for you, please feel free to skip this article, I understand it’s not for everyone.

I wanted to do a review of this podcast for a while, as still, even in 2020, I get weird looks when telling other people I do enjoy this podcast, and I genuinely can’t wait for more episodes to be released.

I’ve always found this topic interesting, so that definitely helps with me trying this one and being open minded about it. But the main reason for me writing this review, is to talk about not so much what this podcast is, but what it definitely ISN’T. People have prejudices towards porn, and porn performers, that’s not going to change any time soon. These are some of the most common stereotypes about porn people being:

  • Crazy (daddy issues, psychological traumas, I mean, why else would somebody be doing this?)
  • Drugged at all times (yeah, plenty of drugs, and parties!)
  • Dumb (why else would you be doing this, if you could have great, even though boring 9 – 5 job?)
  • Sick (I mean, they must have ALL THE STD’s!)

And the list goes on and on. How do I know this? From conversation with people and from this podcast, where performers come in and openly discuss pretty much anything with the delightful Asa Akira (more about her a bit later).

Look, there are examples, where some porn stars definitely belong to (more than) one category of those stereotypes, just from listening to this podcast, all of them guests so far basically said they have met somebody like that! But if you actually listen to all the episodes as I have, you’d be shocked.

As most of them are actually just normal people, who are not dumb at all (plenty of them have their own companies, and the way porn shifts towards being your own boss, they need to have more of entrepreneur mindset to be able to capitalise on everything coming their way) sober (surprising amount of performers doesn’t even drink) not crazy (maybe just slightly hornier than the rest of us) and healthier (not only they are getting tested more than your average Tinder hookup, but given most of them still need to look a certain way, they tend to be in a great shape) than most of us.

This is what I’ve found out listening hours and hours of this podcast – just because somebody is slightly more adventurous than your average Joe/Jane about sex, and doesn’t mind being filmed while doing it, that doesn’t necessarily mean… well anything. I feel like some people will hate on them no matter what, and then there will be some percentage, who are just envious, as if they could do what they do, they would, but something is stopping them (usually, it’s shame, or them not feeling comfortable enough with their own body) and that’s why they don’t like them.

Let’s talk about the host – Asa Akira is charismatic and charming person, who you will not mind spending an hour or so of your time with. They probably could not have picked a better person, as she’s smart, witty, actually interested in her guests and what they have to say, she can (and does) say when she fully doesn’t understand something… I mean in all honesty, I just want to be her BFF, as she seems like a great person to grab a (non-alcoholic, as I think she doesn’t drink?) cocktail with, once this whole COVID-19 situation goes by (so in like 2/3 years) and talk to her about random stuff. She seems like a genuinely nice person.

Also, where else can you learn a thing or two about sex? Plus, this is what I love about this podcast – the porn stars will be the first people to remind you something, plenty of people still forget about – PORN IS JUST A FANTASY. Yes, this was never meant to be for “educational” purposes, how some people (still) think about it, not at all. They were conceived and should always stay as “adult fairy tales” where people might get “inspired” about a thing or two, but can’t take it at face value, where “I’ve seen this in a porn, therefore that’s how sex works, right!?” and all the porn stars who have appeared on this podcast will be happy to confirm that too.

Overall, if you want to listen to stories of people, who are definitely not living boring lives, with personified charmed called Asa Akira, give it a try and see if it’s for you. It’s alright if not, no hard feelings or anything else that should be hard and pointed in your direction :-D.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

That’s all for this (unconventional) review? What do you think? Will you give it a shot, or are you blushing red already just reading this? Let me know!

Until next time,

Luke