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Let’s get something straight – I never understood why so many people were afraid of clowns. I am not saying I love them, or they would be my favourite thing when I used to visit a circus or two back when I was little, but they always left me indifferent. And being on the Internet…
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There are two types of movies. Mystery movies and “mystery” movies. The first type is your mystery murder stuff, ghost mysteries; you get the drill. The second type is “how did they manage to take something decent and totally fuck it up” mysteries. Take, oh, I don’t know… Deep Water, for example. Adrian Lyne was once considered one of…
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Let me make something crystal clear from the beginning – The Heat is a great comedy that’s unfortunately buried inside a very long film. Both leads (Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy) are funny in this film, and they worked so well together. I could even imagine some “reunion” of those two, where they could swap the roles, where Melissa could…
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No matter how hard I try, I can’t imagine a movie that, on paper, looks less appealing to me than The Eyes of Tammy Faye. I am not religious, and to be perfectly honest with you, I despise televangelists. So I should hate this film, right? Well, that’s where I was so surprised. The Eyes of Tammy…
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The Iron Giant. A film that is so beloved; it is a wonder it managed to flop so badly when it came out. On the $70 million budget, the movie only made $23 million. To put this into a perspective of how bad that box office was, this was back in 1999, so the dollar…
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When I learned a sequel for Don’t Breathe (2016, my review here) was coming, I was confused. I understand we live in the age of sequels, prequels, cinematic universes and whatever DCEU is trying but still… this film? Then, I’ve checked how much it made in the box office and holy shit. On a budget of just under…
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We live in strange, online times. Because everything I’ve heard about Turning Red before watching it was “It’s the new Pixar movie, and OH MY GOD, IT’S ABOUT MENSTRUATION!” Some people seemed to be disturbed, shocked, and even disgusted by that fact. That is dumb as yes, this lovely film deals with this topic, but it also…
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Don’t Breathe is one of those movies you hear about if you are in any way, shape or form into films at all. What I’ve heard most about this film was that it contains a disturbing turkey baster scene. So even before going in, I knew I was in for a ride. And for the first…
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