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Two star rating.
If there are two genres I love, it’s action and sci-fi. By that logic, if you combine them and do them well, I tend to enjoy myself and have a blast with those films. So when I heard of this movie, I was hopeful going into it because I remember seeing it when it landed…
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This review might be a bit different than the ones I usually write. I saw the movie, and yeah, it’s bad. But then I read the IMDb trivia (some great gems there) and began to understand how this movie was doomed to fail from the beginning and in a much worse way than I would have anticipated….
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I was one of those “lunatics” unironically looking forward to this sequel. I liked The Meg (2018); despite its flaws, it was a fun shark movie with decent CGI and charismatic Jason Statham. Again, I judge movies on their own merits, so it objectively was a B/C movie at best, but, in its genre, it did its job….
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The new trilogy nobody asked for reaches its peak with Dominion. And how better to conclude a trilogy nobody asked for than with the worst Jurassic movie ever made? I had little to no faith in this, even watching the trailers, so when the first reviews came out, and literally every single person I follow (and…
Mamma mia! Where to even start with this one… I tend to defend Ridley Scott with my every breath. The man reached the “legend” status a long, long time ago, so I give him all the benefit of the doubt regarding what he wants to shoot next. And when I heard he is behind House of Gucci starring Lady Gaga, Adam…
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There are two types of movies. Mystery movies and “mystery” movies. The first type is your mystery murder stuff, ghost mysteries; you get the drill. The second type is “how did they manage to take something decent and totally fuck it up” mysteries. Take, oh, I don’t know… Deep Water, for example. Adrian Lyne was once considered one of…
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You don’t put on a movie titled Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and expect anything remotely resembling a masterpiece; let’s get that straight. At least that’s what I did one evening, when I wanted some “mindless” fun, and I remembered seeing trailers for this film and thinking it looked ridiculous enough to be entertaining. So I stumbled upon…
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I need to show my hand pretty early on here – I didn’t enjoy The Power of the Dog. I am writing this review right after the Oscar nominations for 2022, where it collected impressive 12 nominations. And I watched it only a couple of days ago, so it’s freshly in my mind. And I will…
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